First Day of Class Laughs

This is how I felt after I got done teaching

My (not actual) reaction when a student sends me an improperly formatted email after I've gone over the syllabus. And then they get mad when I refuse to respond:

When someone tells me they hate English I pretend to feel like this:

How I really feel:

What I feel like when I have to wake up at 6 am so I can teach: